If the world ends today, December 21, what’s the point of behaving decently? Diesel calls its fans to set their passion free and unlock their sexual desires. The brand released an edgy puppet porn video titled “Get It While You Can,” in which various unanimated objects (clothing, bags, pencils, tea pots, etc.) are making love to each other.

In the film created by the Vice agency, the objects around the house go saucy and leave all their manners and temperance behind and go on a sex marathon all around the space. A sausage and a golden scull are getting it on, a pencil gets together with a sharpener, a mop is doing it with a bag, while apron get behind the mop. The film is extremely inappropriate, provoking and really disturbing, but totally fun. But please, keep your children away from the screens to avoid their questions why objects are behaving in such a strange way.

“A roll in the hay, a quickie, a bit of nookie; whatever you want to call it…if the Apocalypse really is upon us, Diesel says: #GETITWHILEYOUCAN,” notes the brand.