It was not an easy year for Old Spice Man, as he fought with Fabio in summer to reclaim the crown and flew to distant exotic places to promote the new scents, but it doesn’t mean that he is worn out and hasn’t got anything special for his dear fans this Christmas season. Now, Isaiah Mustafa has become Old Spice MANta Claus and is going to make everyone on the globe happy these days by sending presents to all 7 billion people. You say it’s impossible? Watch the earlier videos of the campaign and you’ll change your mind—this man can do everything. Really.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like-turned Santa offers a wide range of gifts for each of us this holiday season, and he starts “his quest to giving a gift to every single person on Earth” with a video with a speech presenting the very first gift, an elegant pair of highheel ladyshoes made out of necklaces to a close, to his personal friend, a blogger who tweets as @beautyjunkies. Though they seem to be impractical, he and anyone around knows that nothing is impractical when it makes you beautiful. To keep track of all the gifts already sent, he uses an old-fashioned DOS PC, which still is a highly reliable device, which also plays the divine Jingle Bells in 8 bit.

He’s also giving 25 bear-shaped deodorant protectors to 25 of his closest Internet friends, typing a letter-gift to all residents of Baltimore, encouraging their bosses to give them a promotion (the letter will appear in the December 6th edition of the Baltimore Sun) and explaining how he separated Australia from the main continent 1.5 kabillion years ago, so that it became an independent country (this is a gift as well, and it’s non-returnable).The first report video states that the Old Spice MANta Claus during the first day of the promotion, December 5, managed to give gifts to 25,390,651 people (in Australia and the USA). A great start.